Who   knew?!!!!
 
 
1. To remove a  bandage painlessly,
  
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Saturate the  bandage with vodka. 
The stuff  dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean  the caulking around bathtubs and showers,  
Fill a  trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray  the caulking, 
Let set five  minutes and wash clean.
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The alcohol in the vodka kills  mold and mildew.

3. To clean your  eyeglasses,
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Simply wipe the   lenses with a soft, 
Clean cloth  dampened with vodka. 
The alcohol in  the  vodka cleans the glass and kills  germs.

4. Prolong  the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka  
And letting  your safety razor blade 
Soak in the alcohol  after shaving.
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The vodka disinfects  the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka  on wine stains,
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Scrub with a brush,  and then blot  dry.

6. Using a cotton  ball, apply vodka to your  face
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As an  astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten  pores.

7. Add a  jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.  
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The alcohol  cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,  
And stimulates  the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a  sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka  
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And spray bees  or wasps to kill them.

9 Pour  one-half cup vodka
And one-half  cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag
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And freeze for  a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,  
Pain or black  eyes.

10. Fill a  clean, used mayonnaise jar
With freshly packed lavender  flowers,
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Fill the jar  with vodka, seal the lid tightly 
And set in the  sun for three days. 
Strain liquid  through a coffee filter, 
Then apply the  tincture to aches and pains.

11. To  relieve a fever, use a washcloth
  
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To rub vodka on  your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure  foot odour,
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Wash your feet  with vodka.

13 Vodka  will disinfect
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And alleviate a  jellyfish sting.

14. Pour  vodka over an area affected with poison  ivy
 

To remove the  urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a  shot of vodka over an aching tooth.  
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Allow your gums  to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the  pain.
 
 
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And silly me!  
I've only been  drinking the  stuff.
 

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