A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around,
spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks
over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look
more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident and prays that a sales person
doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around,
her worst nightmare materializes in the form of
a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete
professionalism, the salesman greets the lady
with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the
salesman may just not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir,
what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just
looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell
you the price.'