@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
|
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an
6X6
cubicle
/ office |
@ PRISON
you get
three meals a day
fully paid for |
@ WORK
you get a break for one meal
and
you have to pay for it
|
@ PRISON
you get
time off
for good behaviour |
@ WORK
you get more work
for good behaviour
|
@ PRISON
the
guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you |
@ WORK
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself |
@ PRISON
you can watch TV
and play games |
@ WORK
you could get fired for watching TV
and playing games
|
|
@ PRISON
you get
your own toilet |
@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
|
@ PRISON
they
allow your family and friends
to visit |
@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to
speak to your family
|
@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no work required |
@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses
to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your
salary
to pay for prisoners |
@ PRISON
you
spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out |
@ WORK
you spend most of your time
wanting
to get
out
and go inside bars |
@ PRISON
you
must deal with sadistic wardens |
@ WORK
they are called managers
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