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Itís a new Prison in UK!

~ PRISON OR WORK ~

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,

the following should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle / office
@ PRISON
you get three meals a day
fully paid for
@ WORK
you get a break for one meal
and
you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
you get time off
for good behaviour
@ WORK
you get more work
for good behaviour
@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you
@ WORK
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON
you can watch TV
and play games
@ WORK
you could get fired for watching TV
and playing games
@ PRISON

you get your own toilet

@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
they allow your family and friends
to visit
@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to
speak to your family
@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses
to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary
to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
you spend most of your time
wanting
to get out
and go inside bars
@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
they are called managers

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