HOW  TO CALL THE POLICE

HOW  TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE..

George Phillips of Gold Coast,  Australia was going up to bed when his wife told him that  he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could  see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar!  )

George opened the back door to go turn off the  light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing  things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone  in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all  patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door  and an officer would be along when available. George said,  'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because  there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you  don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot  them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three  police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed  up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars  red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I  thought you said that you'd shot them!' 

George said,  'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

(True Story) I LOVE IT  -

Don't  mess with old people!!

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