PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
    first.
3. No one expects you to run anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM .
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension
      plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter
     who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally
     beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than
      the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because
      they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
      manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list .
          And you notice these are all in Big Print for you.
     Forward this to every one you can remember.

Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones that let in the light

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