~ SYMPTOMS of being OVER 35
1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".
2. You get more excited about having a roast on a
3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional
4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look
5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46,
6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is
7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out,
8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.
9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue
10. You start to worry about your parents' health.
11. You have more disposable income, but everything
12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney
13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.
14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because
15. You always have enough milk in.
16. To compensate for the fact that you have little
17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen
18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.
19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart
20. You wish you had a shed.
21. You have a shed.
22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em
23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 and
24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to
25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their
26. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me.
27. You understand the above and forward it to your fellow