~ SYMPTOMS of being OVER 35 ~
1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".
2. You get more excited about having a roast on a
Sunday
3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional
footballer
4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look
through
5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46,
they are
6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is
7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out,
you 8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.
9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue
that falls 10. You start to worry about your parents' health.
11. You have more disposable income, but everything
you
12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney
video 13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.
14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because
they do 15. You always have enough milk in.
16. To compensate for the fact that you have little
desire to
17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen 18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.
19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart
from 20. You wish you had a shed. 21. You have a shed.
22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em
23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 and
24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to
get off
25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their
hanging 26. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me.
27. You understand the above and forward it to your fellow |