An elderly man
on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls
up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO.
It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty
nice car, all right...
But I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the
old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30
seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly... WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
He presses harder on the accelerator and
takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas.
He 's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again !
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !
Suddenly, t he Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is
there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."