Nuclear Energy

 

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane  when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
 

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?''.
 
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. " How about nuclear power?''

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
 
"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
 
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
 
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?

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