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1. |
Light travels faster
than sound. This is
why some people
appear bright until
you hear them speak.
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2. |
Change is
inevitable, except
from a vending
machine.
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3. |
Those who live by
the sword get shot
by those who don't.
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4. |
Nothing is foolproof
to a sufficiently
talented fool.
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The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a
50-50 chance of
getting something
right, there's a 90%
probability you'll
get it wrong.
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6. |
If you lined up all
the cars in the
world end to end,
someone would be
stupid enough to try
to pass them, five
or six at a time, on
a hill, in the fog.
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7. |
The things that come
to those who wait
will be the scraggly
junk left by those
who got there first.
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8. |
The shin bone is a
device for finding
furniture in a dark
room.
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9. |
A fine is a tax for
doing wrong. A tax
is a fine for doing
well.
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10. |
When you go into
court, you are
putting yourself
into the hands of 12
people who weren't
smart enough to get
out of jury duty.
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