Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not,

Me Mudder !

And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

Me Mudder !

Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,

Me Mudder !

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit
When in me Sunday pants me'd **it ,

Me Mudder !

  When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peek
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

Me Fadder !

I hope this keeps ya
giggling all day!

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