When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me ass was red,
Me Mudder !
Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not,
Me Mudder !
And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,
Me Mudder !
Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
Me Mudder !
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit
When in me Sunday pants me'd **it ,
Me Mudder !
When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peek
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,
Me Fadder !
I hope this keeps ya
giggling all day!