He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was
really ticked off at him.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in
under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, John got up really early.
When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she
looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a
gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the
driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the
driveway, and took the box into the house.
She opened it, and found some brand new bathroom
scales.
John is not yet well enough to have visitors....