THE LIGHT BULB

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.  I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.  So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.  My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing ?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb.  He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".  I jumped down and walked out of the office.  When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her " ...And where do you think you're going ?"

( You're gonna love this..... )

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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

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