What kids say ..... & you can't argue !!!!!

 

TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA:      Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:        Maria.


TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:        You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:    Me!


TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with  'I.'

MILLIE:          I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:    Because George still had the axe in his hand.


TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER:  Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :      No, sir.  It's the same dog.


TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:      A teacher


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