Kids would be more able to
express their emotions!
Bath
time would be more fun!
But never let dad go to a
T-Shirt making store
If you don't pass this along to
at least 5 friends,
a dog will come out and pee on
your computer
One more thing....
Question: What is the difference
between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: Why do men always have
a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
Question: What do men have in
common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once
and you can walk all over them
forever.
Question: If you drop a man and
a brick out of a plane, which
one
would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????
Question: What did God say after
he created man?
Answer: I can do better than
this! And then he created
woman!!!.
Question: What's the difference
between an intelligent man & a
UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never
seen either.
Question: What are two reasons
why men don't mind their own
business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no
business
Question: Why did Moses wander
in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then
men wouldn't ask for directions.
Question: What is the difference
between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men
when they drink...
Question: What makes men chase
women they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes
dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Question: What do you do with a
man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!
Question: Why do men like smart
women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Pass this on to some women who
need a laugh.
and to men who can handle it!
