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 8. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
 
She said, "Mummy, you are getting fat!"
 
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy."
 
"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your bum?"

 9. A little boy was doing his math homework.
 
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mum."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked
"Yes," he answered.
 
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
 
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
 
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

10. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
 
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
 
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
 
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."

11. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
 
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
 
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked  .....

If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

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