It is good to be a woman:
2. We can scare male bosses with
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass wind to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our team mate
9. We never have to reach down every so often
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without
If we marry someone 20 years younger,
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day !!!!!