Idle Thoughts of
a
Wandering Mind
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know
they were Catholic.
I am neither for nor against apathy.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money
can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men
would be the ones who
ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts
free?
They told me I was gullible and I
believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous
in the home, and when he
grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the
freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left
when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists ... they
don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height ..
which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not
sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its
popularity.
How can there be self-help groups?
If swimming is so good for your figure,
how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on
the ground, and I'll show
you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste
like chicken?