Idle Thoughts of a  Wandering Mind

 

    I had amnesia once -- or twice.

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    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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    I am neither for nor against apathy.

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    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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    If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who
    ride horses sidesaddle.

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    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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    They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

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    Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he
    grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

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    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

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    One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.

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    My weight is perfect for my height .. which varies.

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    I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.

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    The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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    How can there be self-help groups?

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    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show
    you a man who can't get his pants off.

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    Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?