Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby.

2.
Second, be sure that the object you found is indeed a baby
by employing classic
sniffing techniques.
3. Next
you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning
the hugging
process.

4. The 'paw
slide':
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5.
Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.

If you don't pass this along, a dog
will pee on your computer!




I guess you didn't send it fast enough!
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