Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby.
Second, be sure that the object you found is indeed a baby
by employing classic
you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning
4. The 'paw
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
If you don't pass this along, a dog
will pee on your computer!
I guess you didn't send it fast enough!