Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby.

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2. Second, be sure that the object you found is indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.


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4. The 'paw slide':
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.  

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