Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you found is indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.