HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE
Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man from
Norwich UK was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light
on in the garden shed, which she could
see from the bedroom window. George
opened the back door to go turn off the
light, but saw that there were people in
the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is
someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are
breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All
patrols are busy. You should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when
one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds
ago because there were people stealing
things from my shed.. Well you don't
have to worry about them now because I
just shot them" and he hung up.
Within five minutes, Six Police Cars, a
SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance
showed up at the Hewitson`s' residence,
and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to Phillip, "I
thought you said that you'd shot them!"
Phillip said, "I thought you said there
was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people