DOGS - v - WIVES ~
why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited
your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing
with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs
don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by
another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of
things on the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise
your voice to get your point
9. Dogs like to do their snooping
outside rather than in your wallet or
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog;
they're ready to go 24 hours a
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your
16. A dog will not wake you up at night
to ask, "If I died, would you
get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an
ad in the paper and give
18. A dog will let you put a studded
collar on them without calling
you a pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a
20. If a dog smells another dog on you,
they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never
insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don't let magazine articles
guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have
it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a
25. Dogs are not allowed in Debenhams,
Marks or Sainsburys.
And, last but not least:
26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half
of your stuff.
Move to Mel's