Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you
don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge
your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or
not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until
you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster ?
If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. ? Now spell "silk." What do cows
Answer: Cows drink water.
If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is
over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading
a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you
said "water", proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading
these ??? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is ?flying at 20,000 feet
over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was
politically divided into West Germany
East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The
pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in
the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or
no man's land"?
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If
you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales.
London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off
the bus and nine people get on. In
two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off
and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five
people get on In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name?
It was YOU !!
Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!