Memory
was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A
keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A
hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And
if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
.
you just hoped nobody ever found out!