~ CHICKEN SURPRISE ~ A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise."
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot and just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't seen a thing, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises slightly and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down again.
And the waiter say's
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