~ RUSH JOB CALENDAR ~ 

NEG

FRI

FRI

MIRACLE

THUR

WED

TUE

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

16

14

13

12

11

10

9

23

22

21

20

19

18

17

30

29

28

26

25

24

23

37

36

35

34

33

32

31

 

This is a rush job calendar specifically designed to deal with all those last minute rush jobs. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday and so with this calendar a customer can order a product on the 7th and have it delivered on the 3rd.

Everyone wants his his job done by Friday and so there are two Fridays every week.

There is also a Miracle day once a week during which miracles may be performed.

There are eight new days at the end of each month for those end of month rush jobs.

There is no 1st of the month so therefore there canít be late delivery of an end of the month job on the 1st.

Mondays have been eliminated so a Monday morning hangover canít occur, in any case, no one likes Mondays.

There are no unproductive Saturdays and Sundays any more and so no weekend overtime to pay.

With no 27th of the month thereís no salary to pay either.

There is a new day each week called Negotiation day (NEG), this is for solving all of last weeks (or is it next weeks) disputes.

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