The
first blonde guy joke?
The
very first ever Blonde GUY joke.....
And well worth the wait!
An Irishman ,
a Mexican and
a Blonde
Guy were
doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more
time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump
off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said,
'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time,
I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,
too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped
to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said,
'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given
him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos
so much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
