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From Beyond The Grave Mel  Ashton  May, 2011
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/  
Reasons why we love Scotland  
Please Work Harder 29/03/10     Mel Ashton (Editor)
Scouting Trip - Letter Home 14/03/10     A friend - Pontefract
Look at the tits on this ! 13/03/10     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Where can I buy one of these ? 13/03/10     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Only the Strong  sound up - watch to end ! 06/03/10     Lee Taylor - Outwood
More Cartoons 06/03/10     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Spring is Almost Here ! 26/02/10     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A Healthy Level of Insanity 26/02/10    Dom Hazell - Wakefield
Be Proud to be White 26/02/10    Dom Hazell - Wakefield
The Wedding Night 25/02/10     Chris Pease - Morley
Email from 'Beyond the Grave' ?? 25/02/10     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Little Emily 25/02/10     Margaret Jennings - Outwood
Don't Steal Copper Wire !!    (and 1) 25/02/10     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Heart Attack Grill ! 25/02/10     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Retarded Grandparents 25/02/10     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Letter from a Missurie Farm Kid 24/02/10     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Lingerie 20/02/10     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Dear Mum and Dad ..... 23/02/10     Joe Snowden - Outwood
Sex Education - 1960's Style 22/02/10    Dom Hazell - Wakefield
Nursery Rhymes (2)       Previous 22/02/10     Margaret Jennings - Outwood
IMAGINATION 21/02/10     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Mohammed 21/02/10     Chris Pease - Morley
Growing Old ...... 20/02/10     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Say NO to the merger ...... 20/02/10     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Important Telephone Call 20/02/10     Joe Snowden - Outwood
Yorkshire Fun 20/02/10     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Magic Sandals 20/02/10     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Signs of the Times ? 20/02/10     A friend - Pontefract
Flight Simulator - a MUST WATCH movie 19/02/10     A friend - Pontefract
Fail  (PowerPoint file) 19/02/10     A friend - Pontefract
The True Meaning of Class 19/02/10     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Menopausal Woman (movie) 18/02/10     Chris Pease - Morley
Two ladies talking in heaven 19/02/10    Dom Hazell - Wakefield
Little Old Lady in Court 15/02/10    Dom Hazell - Wakefield
Near Death Experience 14/02/10     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Spoonerism 10/02/10     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Seconds before death ! 08/09/09     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Abstract Noun - definition & 2 examples ? 05/09/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
People Sign 01/09/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Recipe Riddle 01/09/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Missing Wife 31/08/09     Chris Pease - Morley
A Crocodile Trick 26/08/09     A friend - Pontefract
Worry 03/08/09     Mel Ashton
Sipping Vodka  (the new vicar) 23/07/09     Bob Tillman - Outwood
Every Mans Dream 12/07/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Real Ass / Fake Ass 06/07/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Bear, the Lion and the Pig 22/06/09     Jean Tarves - Outwood
Bubba 22/06/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Building Workers & the Five Year Old Girl 22/06/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dental Negotiation 05/06/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Think before you speak ! 05/06/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Ever been drunk this long ? 04/04/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Politically Incorrect News 25/03/09     A friend - Pontefract
What a Night !  (P.Point) 24/03/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Kodak Moments  (Real Moment ?) 21/03/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Preferences (UMBRO) 21/03/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Motivation (another new picture) 17/03/09     Ian Smith - Outwood
My Kind of Chain Letter (Billy Connolly) 09/03/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Cartoons (2) 08/03/09     Ian Smith - Outwood
Politics (2) 08/03/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The correct way to answer the door ? 02/03/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Bear Remover 02/03/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
3 Ladies in a Sauna 02/03/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
NEVER volunteer for a hypnotist ! 02/03/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Presidents 27/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Yoga for St Patricks Day ? 27/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Modern Toilet Eatery 27/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Live Cooking Contest 27/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Ladies Wash Room 27/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Intimidation 27/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Telephone Answering Machines text+movie) 26/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sean Connery & Cilla Black on Parkinson 25/02/09     Ian Smith - Outwood
Mortury Fun ? 22/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Ring ! 22/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
SCAM Warning (3)             (1)  (2) 21/02/09     Ian Smith - Outwood
He's Kicking Himself Now ! 21/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Married Couple (go to heaven) 20/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Marriage (8)           (4)  (5)  (6)  (7)  (8) 20/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Do not let children play with flip-phones 20/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Female Drivers 19/02/09     Joe Snowden - Outwood
Pickup Line (1)     Pickup Line (2) 04/02/09 & 22/02/09   Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Queen v Dolly Parton 17/02/09     Ian Smith - Outwood
Fat Belly 17/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Spot - finally explained 17/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
End of Civilization 17/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Best Man's Speech 16/02/09     Ian Smith - Outwood
Irish Petrol Station 16/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Potentially / Realistically 16/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Creation Story 15/02/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Tinkle 15/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Vote for Sheriff Joe !! (pass this on) 14/02/09     A friend - Pontefract
Ouch - that's got to hurt ! 14/02/09     A friend - Pontefract
Motivation (new picture) 12/02/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Michelin Tires - Safety Tips 13/02/09     Ian Smith - Outwood
Talking Dog For Sale 12/02/09     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Irish Joke (6) 11/02/09     Joe Snowden - Outwood
One for the ladies - buy a dog ? 11/02/09     Who sent me this one ?
Medical Secretaries in the NHS 07/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Death (Movie) 07/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
PREGNANT 07/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
ASSICONS 07/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Microwave Man  (Movie) 07/02/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Hillbilly Mirror 06/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Looking for Work 06/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Women Drivers (What Smells ?) 06/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Barack Obama is Irish ! 25/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
New from IKEA 25/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Headache Joke 25/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Diary of a demented snow shoveller 23/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Difficult to say when drunk 23/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Joke 5 22/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Have a Giggle ? 23/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Russian Roulette - Knife style ! 23/01/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Wiper Blades 23/01/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
How to hold beer 23/01/09     A friend - Pontefract
Symptoms of 'Mad Cow Disease' 22/01/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Expecteria Trouserius 13/01/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Wives 03/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Beer Temperature (PowerPoint) 03/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Have you seen one like this ?? 29/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Christmas Balloon Dance 16/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
More Christmas Stuff - Toilette Humour.com 16/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Home Page - Toilette Humour.com 16/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Chastity Belt 16/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Happy Penguin Ernie Hartley - Canada - date ?
How to get the printer to work Ernie Hartley - Canada - date ?
Steaming Cup of Coffee   (Bud advert) Ernie Hartley - Canada - date ?
The best car advert ?? 08/12/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Nut Bra 06/12/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Remember the Hula Hoop ? 06/12/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
ENGLAND - PLEASE READ & PASS ON 04/12/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
XMAS is just too deer  (first XMAS card ?) 24/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How NOT to serve beer ! 24/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Men ! 24/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
You can't fix Stupid ! 23/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Why do I have to wear the wings ?? 23/11/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Sheet Music 22/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
German Restaurant 21/10/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Did Philip Fart ?? 20/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Show them to me   (Ian's version 19/08/07) 20/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Why is Honey Golden in colour ? 20/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
5 Stages in a females life 20/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
ETHICS TEST 20/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Speedin (2)  (originally by ?)      Speeding 1 20/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Englishman (& the Frenchman) 20/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
This years xmas presents 20/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Warning to all male Nintendo WII players 16/11/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Biggest Boobs in the World ?? 11/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Voted Best Beer Advert 11/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Why women need catalogues 10/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Yorkshire Git  ('Barnsley'sound file) 10/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
50 Calibre  (please read notes first) 10/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A bad day at work ? 10/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Glamour / Calendar Girls 10/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Female teachers 10/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
New research on beer 10/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Spermatozoids 09/11/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Men make the best cashiers 08/11/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
4 Catholic Mothers 09/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Tax Disc Holder 09/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
A message from The Queen to U.S.A. 09/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Grandma's don't know everything .... 09/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
60 Years of NHS ..... 08/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Glasgow Love Story 07/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Piranhas (PowerPoint) Gruesome Content ! 07/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Dollar Hits a New Problem 07/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Air Asia - Cheap enough to say ... 07/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
George Bush 07/11/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The 'F' Word A friend - Pontefract ??
Lamborghini Compacto vs Smart car 06/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Newfie Love Poem 06/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
NFL Quarterbacks need short names ! 06/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Your recent order from Sex Toys Shop 06/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
San Diego Police Helicopter Video 03/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Engineering: Sinusoidal vs Harmonic 03/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dynamite 03/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Chernobyl - 20 years after the disaster 03/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Happy Hour in Newfoundland 03/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Rugby Tackle of the Year ? 03/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Some sillies to brighten up your day ? 02/11/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
9 Months Later ! 02/11/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Bob, Tom & Debbie 30/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Max Beer 30/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
5 Passengers - 4 Parachutes 29/10/08     Kate Higgins - Blue Water Marina
Depression 29/10/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Patience 29/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Naturist Club     11/03/07 by ??  also by ..... 29/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
An Amazing little word ?  (sound file) 28/10/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Retirement Dinner - NEVER be late ! A friend - Pontefract ??
Motivation Poster (Dr Phil) & others 28/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Tell it like it is ? 28/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How Old are You ? 27/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Gun Control (Movie) 27/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Credit Crunch (2) 27/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Bank Robbery 27/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Army 27/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Don't drink & drive - Take a Cab ! 25/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A Riddle 24/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Taliban Call Girl 24/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
No more Bush ! 24/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Good Pictures ?  (some old, some new) 23/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
How to give a cat a pill ! 23/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Sniper - short but sweet ! 23/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Where do babies come from ? 22/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Why I didn't make the Olympics 22/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Awesome pictures from Mars 22/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Great Polar bear Swim 22/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
ArabTechnology / German Engineering 21/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Senator Robert De-Noro - on Terrorists 19/10/08     A friend - Pontefract
Talking Clock 18/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
George Carlin on 'aging' 18/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Medical Warning 18/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Medication Issues (NOT a silly) 17/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Political Sillies 16/10/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Farting in Gym 16/10/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Classified Adverts 16/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Are you the father of one of my kids ..... 16/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Mum of the year 15/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Genetic Engineering 15/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Old timer sex 15/10/08   Christine Pickles - Outwood
Hormone Warning   (update - coincidence ?) 14/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Hormone Warning 14/10/08     A friend - Pontefract
DNA TEST  (note movie captions for DNA) 13/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Just Silly Cartoons 11/10/08     A friend - Pontefract
Key Holder 11/10/08     Brian Taylor - Leeds
The Jump Master 11/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sorry - no more emails from Mel ... 10/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Panty Stealing Gal   (Candid Camera ?) 09/10/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
A Good Westerner 09/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Alcohol Troubleshooting Guide 09/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Denzel Washington - Please Read 09/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Job Satisfaction (1) - Job Satisfaction (2) 09/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Einstein's Theory 08/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Neighbours Kid's 08/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Happy & Sad 08/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Marriage (7)           (4)  (5)  (6)  (7)  (8) 08/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Marriage (6)           (4)  (5)  (6)  (7)  (8) 08/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Little Red riding Hood 07/10/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Halloween      Halloween 2 06/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Assumptions Song 05/10/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Ernest the Engine 05/10/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Hairbands - a WARNING - NOT a silly ! 03/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Wedding Invitation    (2) 03/10/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Baby Boomers - keep your sound up 03/10/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How to test your air-conditioning 01/10/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Sights that make you say "OMG" 30/09/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Female Compassion  (2)       FC 1 30/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fishing Buddy    (PowerPoint file) 30/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How I wrecked my Harley 30/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Scouse Stuff 29/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
We miss Rodney Dangerfield because ... 28/09/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
I never knew that ! 28/09/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Tragedy  (Only the names have changed !) 28/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Feng Shui 28/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Best Work Boots Commercial ? 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The have Caught E.T. ! 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Police Chase - don't hurry ! 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Nauty Nickers 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Saskatchewan Fire Alarm 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Golden Years 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Golf Club Sign 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Perfect Dog 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Goldfish 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Our Queen is Indian !! 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Rare Sea Horses 27/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Enjoy your flight     (and there's more !) 26/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Don't try this at home !    (and more) 26/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Bubba, Cooter & Goma  (picture added) 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Kiss 20/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Arrow Head Beer - Pure ?? 19/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Amazing Scotsman 18/09/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
The Ausie Ventriloquist 18/09/08     Brian Taylor - Leeds
Airport Security Event 17/09/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Nun & the Soldier 17/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Tillie, Maude & Gertrude 17/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Marriage (5)           (4)  (5)  (6)  (7)  (8) 17/09/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Hairdresser   (Candid Camera ?) 16/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Putting your affairs in order 16/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Walmart  (or B&Q ?) 14/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Speeding (1)       Speeding (2) 13/09/08     Margaret Davidson
Married Life (3)  ??  (7) 12/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
What a coincidence 12/09/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Naughty Wind ! 11/09/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Second Opinion 09/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
I hate it when this happens ! 09/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The dangers of small print 09/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A new ringtone ? 09/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A comment from the cat 09/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Auto Repair 09/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Red Hair 08/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A few cartoons 08/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
When it's ok to use the 'F' word 08/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Olympicc Tricks 08/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Psychiatrists vs Bar-tenders 08/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A quickie in the bushes ? 05/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Opinions to care or not to care 04/09/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Interesting aspects of photography ! 04/09/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Watch out for the effects of solar power ! 04/09/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Yep - I'm Normal  (Ugh !) 04/09/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Counselling 03/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Wedding Invitation    (1) 03/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Olympic Sports 01 & Olympic Sports 02 02/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Beer Launcher 01/09/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Coming Soon ? 31/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Is that Richard Head in the pool ?   Dick 1 29/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Never Ever ...     Armageddon 28/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The REAL cause of the oil shortage 28/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A happy ending ? 24/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The military retain a sense of humour ! 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Oysters 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Beer Belly ! 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Deaf Sex 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Body Facts 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Garden of Eden 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Medical News 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Bar 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Amazing ! 11/08/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
A French Waterways 'Douane' Warning Irene Plunkett - 'Moet Chandon'
A SERIOUS French Waterways Warning
Could happen ANYWHERE !
(Douanne are the 'Customs')

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Others from Jean Broadhead
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Dog Food Diet
Men are Like .....
Sentences
Breast Cancer Appeal  (REAL - not Silly)
Luck of the Irish
Don't step on the ducks !
Roger's Story
Jack's Story
Money Angel (2)
An Interview with God   and  Much More 13/08/08     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Wing Suit  (and more .....  11/08/08) 13/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
The Darts Team 11/08/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Forgot he had a trailer ! 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Banjo Tour of Dixie  excellend sound & pics 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Hollywood Squares 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Running of the Bulls - the Bulls win this time 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Be brave ..... 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Summer Classes for Men 10/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
29 Smilers ... enjoy ! 09/08/08     Sue Harrison - Outwood
Thoughts for the day ... 08/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Husband Song 08/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Little Becky (and more) 08/08/08     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Women will NEVER understand football 10/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Body Painting 05/08/08     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Money Angel (1) 05/08/08     Samantha Hodgson - Canada
Something for Married Men to think about 04/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Beer Warning 02/08/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Bear Warning 01/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Husbands Revenge 01/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Black Lace Panties 01/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eight Reasons ... 01/08/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Look Out !  (movie - keep your sound high) 27/07/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Mental Health / Stress Help Line (sound) 27/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dilberts Theorems 26/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Dead Goldfish 26/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Midget Thai Boxing 25/07/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Do you know what I think ? 25/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Three Little Pigs ...... 24/07/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Para-Sailing .... 24/07/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Achmed the Dead Terrorist  (YouTube) 24/07/08     Chris Pease - Morley
Last day on the job ! 24/06/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Who lives in this mansion ? 24/07/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Red Tomatoes 23/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Filter Test 22/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Nice Tattoo .... 19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Duck & the Lawyer 19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eyesight Problems ?? (movie) 19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
This woman claims that she knows you 19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Rules made by Men 18/07/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Angels 17/07/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Irish Jokes (4) 17/07/08     Jean Broadhead - Outwood
Italian boys confession .... 15/07/08     Jean Broadhead - Outwood
A little laugh for seniors ..... 15/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Brit's Have it - was it Mel ? 13/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Geography of the sexes 13/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Atheist and the Bear 13/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Motivation Pictures 15/07/08     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
ENGRISH ....... (0pen, R.Click FullScreen) 15/04/08     A friend - Pontefract
Darwin Award - not for the squeamish ! 12/07/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Enjoy Your Day 12/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Latest Japanese Swimsuits - Why Bother ? 12/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
An Ausie Barbie ... 11/07/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Switch the light on ..  (switch 1) (0pen, etc.) 09/07/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
The Queen or .. one of the horses ? 09/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Possible skin cancer cure ?? 09/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Letter 07/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Copper Wire - don't steal it    (and 2) 03/07/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Irish Jokes (3)  Irish Jokes 1  Irish Jokes 2 01/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sweden or UK  (updated Club Stockholme) 26/06/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Fishing (3) 26/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Mating Call 25/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
I need your opinion ! 25/06/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
The Mens Restroom 23/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A guys worst nightmare 23/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Shoe Shop 23/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Only in South Florida 20/06/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Sex with an older man 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Little boy trying to sell a lawnmower 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Brain 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Idiot sightings .... 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
and God Created .... 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Magician & the Parrot   (lost but ... 17/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Mary Ellen - an old joke but still valid ? 17/06/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Outsourcing - you've got to take a look ! 13/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Aussie Prison Visit 12/06/08     Keith Spellman - Oxford
Multi-tasking is not for men ! 10/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Daughters  (My Name is Joe) 09/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The correct way to arrest a terrorist 06/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
NEVER Waste Food  (NOT A SILLY) 03/06/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Light Bulbs  (another switch ?) 03/06/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Ursula Martinez  (a modern 'Sticky Vicky ?) 03/06/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Apples & Wine 02/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Please sponsor Julie ...... 01/06/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Viagra in Powder Form 30/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Post Office Job 30/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Now that I'm older ...... 28/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eye Test 3 - a new eye test 27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Duracell - German Advert ! 27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
The Circle of Life - How true ! 27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
How to get rid of a one night stand 27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Dictionary for Women's Personal Adverts 26/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Interesting sights (China) 26/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Smart Answers 26/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
He did it HIS WAY ! 25/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
MSG   (Mono-Sodium Glutamate) 25/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Life in the Australian Army 24/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Baby's First Doctor Visit 24/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Silly Facts 24/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Who has the nicest car ? 24/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Invite to My BBQ Party see 03/02/08 LT 24/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood  (sound)
Someone in trouble ! 22/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Assistance Required 21/05/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Air Bags 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Never complain about your kids ! 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A movie for the guys ? 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Another Newfie ! 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
My Dad ? 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
They've Found Her ! 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A Short Fairy Story A friend - Pontefract ??
Another Short Fairy Story 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dog for Sale 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Joke (1)  Irish Jokes 2  Irish Jokes 3 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fredericks of Saskatchewan 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sobriety Test 21/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
The Farmers Daughter 21/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Male or Female ? 21/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Umbrella 19/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Wisdom 18/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
China is definitely ready for the Olympics 16/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Spelling Test 16/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Jane & Arlene 15/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
When Plants go Bad 15/05/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
A mans life .... 15/05/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
US Navy release senior Al Qaeda terrorist 12/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Three Roses 12/05/08     Jean Broadhead - Outwood
Oops ! 12/05/08     Jean Broadhead - Outwood
Holy Shit ! 11/05/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Sum Ting Wong 10/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Jokes (2)  Irish Jokes 1  Irish Jokes 3 10/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Revenge of the animals ! 09/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Doctors Office 09/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Newfie 2 08/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
They should have thought it through ! 07/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Canadian Oil Crisis 07/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Headstones 06/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Only in Russia 05/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
New Toilet 05/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Jingle Balls 04/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Womens Toilet 04/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Canadian 04/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
R.N. Tired 02/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Birds & Bees 02/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
One for the ladies ? 01/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Picture of a Palm Tree 01/05/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Which part of the body goes to heaven first 30/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Golf Couples 30/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Prohibition ..... 29/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How NOT to place an IED .... 26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Safety & Security warning for women ... 26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Important Message 26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Vaseline 26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Married Life 25/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
True ? 25/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Ah - The War ! 25/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How to Carry Plywood 25/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Avoid Hepatitis - Safety Precautions 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Coping with irritating air or rail passengers 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Information for people with daughters 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Divorced Barbie Doll 24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Dating in 1956 24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Baptizing a drunk 24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Husband & Wife Store 24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Women Golfers 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
First Black President 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Adolf's Wrong Bike 23/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Don't buy from China - food warning 23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Cell Guns 23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Taxi Please  How to freak out a taxi driver 23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Worried - NY  Dear Abby ..... 23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Apartment for Rent 21/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
A few jokes 20/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Win a Council House 20/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Marriage (4)           (4)  (5)  (6)  (7)  (8) 20/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
T-Shirts for Women & More 19/04/08     Jean Broadhead - Outwood
Queen's Scots Guards  - all will be revealed 25/11/07     Brian Taylor - Leeds
And you think that your jobs bad .... 18/04/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Cucumber 18/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
For those who don't like my emails ..... 18/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Border Security 16/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
WATER BED 16/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
GUILTY ? 16/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Why Wedding Dresses are White 16/04/08     Jean Broadhead - Outwood
You named it WHAT ? 15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Can English Language survive after Bush ? 15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Double Entendres (it just came out that way) 15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Poems 15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Interview goes wrong in Toronto ! 14/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
1997 vs 1977 13/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Good Old Yorkshire 12/04/08     Frank Rayner - Barnsley
Bugger ....... 12/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Safe Beaches in Mexico 12/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Vasectomy 11/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Scotch & two drops of water 10/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
My Point Exactly ! 09/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Passport Application 09/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Can YOU spot what's wrong ? 08/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
When it's ok to pee in your pants 08/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Pirelli Calendar 2008 - for Men & Women 08/04/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Nymphomaniacs Convention 08/04/08     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Seeing Eye Dog 07/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Men's answer to Maxine ! 07/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Losing a friend 07/04/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Why do Elk's have antlers ? 05/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Guts or Balls 05/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
PHARMACOLOGY 05/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
NURSERY RHYMES  and there's  More 04/04/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
When it's ok to say 'SHIT' ...... 04/04/08     Stuart Cowgill - Outwood
Never get drunk in Thailand 04/04/08     A friend - Pontefract
How to spot a gay terrorist 02/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
New Terms for 2008 01/04/08     Jean Broadhead - Outwood
Mexican Boat Show ! 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Amusing Pictures 1 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Time for a change in career ? 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Not just a human problem ! 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A girl on a bike 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Live Life ! 31/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
On-Line Shopping is Safer 30/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Amish Elevator  (lift ?) 29/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Easter Bunny Competition 28/03/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
You think YOUR job is bad ! 26/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Am I racist ? 25/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The real cause of oil shortage 25/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Australian Toilet Paper 24/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Men & Women  (Chalk & Chips ?) 24/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Balance 24/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Culture 23/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A dog is a man's best friend 22/03/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
How to break the mood (romantic ballad) 21/03/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Who's Flying this thing 4 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Who's Flying this thing 3 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Who's Flying this thing 2 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Who's Flying this thing 1 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Fly A friend - Pontefract ??
Child Support 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Irish Sausage 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dating Rituals 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
If Only !!!! 19/03/08     Mel Ashton - Outwood
When it's ok to ask for your money back ! 20/03/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood (EH&IS)
A Huge Ice Storm ! 20/03/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Easter Bunnies  &  Baby Carrots 20/03/08     Ian Smith & Ernie Hartley
Men's Version of the Antiques Roadshow 16/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The art of Cropping Pictures   (Tutorial) 15/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Paddy & Mick 15/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Richard Head 15/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Sex Life of a Camel 14/03/08     Stuart Cowgill - Outwood
Trains of the World  WOW ! 13/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Photograph 13/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The David Blaine Test  (very creepy !) 12/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Secrets of Life - Health Secrets 12/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
An Appeal for Help  (from Barnsley) 12/03/08     Frank Rayner - Barnsley
Considering a gift for your wife ? 12/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Lest we forget - keep this chain going ? 10/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Three men on a hike ... 10/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Lost Dog 10/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Carlton Area) 18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Lost Dog  (Hunslet Area) 28/04/08     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Lost Dog  (Lofthouse Gate Area) 18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Lost Dog  (Outwood Area) 18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Lost Dog  (Thorne Area) 18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Wedding Party of the Year ! 01/03/08     Ian Smith - Outwood (added 10th)
What religion is your bra ?  (see also bra 1) 09/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Cruise Offer !  (initially 08/06/07) 09/03/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Eve's Version of the Story        Previous 09/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Why girls shouldn't play with guns 09/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Yorkshire Airlines  (YouTube Movie) 07/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Tank Top & Hotel 07/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Whoops 06/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Holly's Tricks   (Mel's intro page added) 05/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Daddy's Car 05/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Bumper Sticker of the Week ! 05/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fishing (2)  see also Fishing (1) 05/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A useful flashlight  (YouTube) 05/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
When Cloning Goes Wrong ....... 05/03/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Child Abuse  -  IMPORTANT   INFO 05/03/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Harold 05/03/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Australian, Irishman & Newfie 04/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Lock Bumping  -  IMPORTANT   MOVIE 04/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Men's Pick Up Lines 04/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Viagra 02/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Quality Aged Care 01/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Beer Run 01/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Jokes to offend everyone ! 28/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Old age is catching up to us 28/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Scottish Bar Stool 28/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Kenneth 27/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Help Stop Illegal Net Fishing 27/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Geography of Women vs Men 26/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
German Electronic Terms Translation 26/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
The Cuckoo Clock 25/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Bubba and the Toilet Brush 25/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Flight Attendant 25/02/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
The Nun, a Priest & a Camel 24/02/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Lipstick in schools 24/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
Inner Peace 24/02/08     Keith Spellman - Oxford
New Gauge from Canadian Tire 23/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Nothing is Impossible 1 23/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Cancer - Useful Information  (NOT SILLY) 23/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Have a Laugh ! 23/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How to cook a Turkey    (save for xmas) 23/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Buffalo Theory 23/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Paper Penis for Women ! 23/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How it will feel ..... 23/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Guardian Angel (2)  (chain document !) 18/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fashion   (body painting) 18/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Shocking ! - alternative to the 'mile high club ? 18/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Dancing 18/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Senior Citizens 17/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Request for $100 17/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Grandpas Fish 17/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Chocolate !   (effects of) 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
I'm Fine 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Remember When ? (2) Remember When (1) 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
World Clock - Live statistics 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Hydro's new commercial 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Not fitting in ? 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Real Life  (priceless) 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Guess what this is ? 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Not even for you ! 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Lobster Tail & Beer 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A car for HIM 15/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Miscellaneous Adverts & Signs 15/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
This REALLY Works  (PDF File) 14/02/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Chippendales from around the world 14/02/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Ballmer Peak 14/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL 13/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Why Dogs Bite People !  original 10/10/06 13/02/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
A Winter Poem (see new kitten from Ernie) 09/02/08  E. Hartley     22/11/07  Ian Smith
Dental Reminder - don't forget to floss ! 07/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Look at this car ! 08/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
F4 Phantom vs Concrete Wall 08/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Adult Cartoons 07/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Short Clip 07/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
When God had only two parts left 07/02/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Rambo Granny 07/02/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
At the age of 75 06/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
It only happens in Egypt 06/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Talented Squirrel 06/02/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Funny Little Sayings 06/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Diet 06/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Children 06/02/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Good Health 04/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
Being British 04/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
Why I love Ontario / Driver's Guide 03/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
5 Minute Management Course 03/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Never choke in a restaurant in the south 03/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
LynxAir - The utmost in air travel luxury 03/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A Peek into the Future  (Headlines 2029) 03/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Florida Death Sentence 03/02/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Invite to My BBQ Party  see 24/05/08 IS 03/02/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Fishing Plaque 02/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Brews / Beers 31/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Whale 01/02/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
The Wish 31/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Thought for the day (3) 31/01/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
A pill for stress & depression 31/01/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
2008 Calendar   (PDF File) 30/01/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Carnation Milk  (refreshed !) 27/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Old Timer's Hunting Story 26/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Don't Open This ! 26/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sweet Poison  (Medical Warning NOT a Silly) 26/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Quickie 02 26/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Quickie 01 26/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
SCAM (2) eBay                (1)   (3) 26/01/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Sexual Harassment 26/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Technical Support Centre 25/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
It Just Wouldn't be the same ........ 25/01/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
The Bathtub Test 24/01/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Stress 24/01/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
School Question  repeat but couldn't find it 24/01/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Tough Questions  originally 05/10/06 by ? 24/01/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
The Spoons 23/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Rodeo Bulls 23/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Princess & the Frog 22/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sara Pipalini 18/01/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Northern Belly Button Jewellery Contest 15/01/08     Lee Taylor - Outwood
When God Created Woman 10/01/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Beware of Lions - Official Notice 04/01/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Mel's friend has a friend for Ian  (adapt ?) 01/01/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Harbin Ice & Snow World   -   More Mel's search for info on PowerPoint file
Quit Drinking 23/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
When NOT to clean your glasses 23/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Gran gets a new Cell Phone ? 23/12/07     A friend - Pontefract
Another Chinese Recall ? 20/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Advent Calendar 19/12/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
New Japanese Ring Tone ? 15/12/07     A friend - Pontefract
Blonde Food Order ? 15/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Ask Santa  Reindeer Games & MORE ! 14/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Happy Holidays (Sound up; smell down !) 14/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada


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Name of Silly

Date and Sender
08:11 A friend - Pontefract ??
3 Dogs 24/10/07     WEB from previous WORD file
7 Dwarves A friend - Pontefract ??
7 Kinds of Sex 21/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
7 KINDS OF SEX 07/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
A.T.M. Rules 11/03/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
A beer before it starts ! 11/03/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
A chain that REALLY DOES work ! 06/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A Halloween Story ? 01/11/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
A Prayer 01/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A Real Kodak Moment ?    and more ! 23/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A remote control for men ! 20/12/07     Paul Spawforth Jnr - Thorpe
A Strange Test 03/04/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Accident NOT A SILLY  A friend - Pontefract ??
ACCOUNTANT JOE 18/11/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Advice Columns 25/11/07     Brian Taylor - Leeds
AGE 11/05/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Airport Check In A friend - Pontefract ??
Alcohol  (1) 18/09/06  Who sent this ??
Alcohol  (2) 25/10/06    Julie Hart - Wakefield
Algebra 16/12/06    Ernie Hartley - Canada
Alladin's Lamp 28/01/07    Lee Taylor - Outwood
Alligators 01 01/02/07    Ernie Hartley - Canada
Alzheimer's Eye Test 20/07/07    A friend - Pontefract
Ambitious ? 22/06/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
An Angel for You 28/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
APOLOGY 13/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Arthritis 01/12/06    Roger & Moya - Florida
AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE 04/09/07    Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
AUTO TRADER AD 18/09/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
At End of a Rainbow A friend - Pontefract ??
At last - a sensible wine glass ! 26/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Bad Day 31/10/07    Julie Hart - Wakefield
Ban Fox Hunting 29/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Barbies 03/10/06  Who sent this ??
Barn Finds 12/07/07   Paul Spawforth Snr.- Outwood
Be Careful When Bragging 29/03/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Bedding Down 11/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Beer Rotating Gif  Mel
Beer Warning Internet Connection Required
Best Genie A friend - Pontefract ??
Best Pictures - 2006 02/04/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
BEWARE & BE WARNED 22/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
BILL's PICTURES   (Excellent Pictures) 28/03/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Bird Flu 06/02/07     Paul Spawforth Snr.- Outwood
Bird Sex 22/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
BIRDS & BEES 23/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Blind Date 05/11/06     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Blonde 1 05/10/06  Who sent this ??
Blonde 2 06/11/06     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Blonde Betting 26/11/06     Lee Taylor - Outwood
BLOND POLE DANCER 07/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Boat too small ?? 03/03/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
BOB 22/09/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Body Piercing for Women 04/10/06  Who sent this ??
BONO 23/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
CALL CENTRE CONVERSATIONS 15/03/07     A friend - Pontefract
Calling in Sick 11/05/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Can I borrow your new car dad ? 26/11/06     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Canadian Moment A friend - Pontefract ??
Chain Smoking 03/11/06     Ernie Hartley - Canada
CHANCE 15/10/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
CHURCH 11/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Cinderella 24/10/07     WEB from previous WORD file
Computers  (lost but revived by Ernie !) 01/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Concentration 04/09/06  Who sent this when ??
Cool Dude  -  See also Cool Dude Movie 11/03/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Corporate Lessons A friend - Pontefract ??
Council Job 26/05/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
COWBOYS 23/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Dad - Is a Ferrari a ........ 08/06/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Dads Shouldn't Baby Sit A friend - Pontefract ??
Dark in Here 21/01/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
Dear All 27/11/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
DEEP IN IT 10/10/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Dementia Test 01/02/07     Lee Taylor - Outwood
DEPRESSION 23/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
DESERT ISLAND 22/03/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
DIET FOR STRESSED WOMEN 07/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Divorce A friend - Pontefract ??
Doctor / Patient Relationship 29/09/06  Who sent this ??
Don't Work Too Hard A friend - Pontefract ??
Donald Duck 29/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Donald Duck & Daisy 08/12/06     Ian Smith - Outwood
Donut Calendar 30/01/07     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Dr Joe Schwart'z Request for Help 04/11/07     Mel Ashton Outwood
Dr Joe Schwartz's Personal Home Page 04/11/07     Mel Ashton Outwood
DRACULA 05/12/07     A friend - Pontefract
Edzachary Disease A friend - Pontefract ??
Effects of  Too Much Beer 02/05/07   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eve & Adam A friend - Pontefract ??
Every Day China ?? 16/12/06  Ernie Hartley - Canada
Exam Questions, Answers & Comments 24/02/07   Julie Hart - Wakefield
Eye Test 07/12/06  Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fascinating Facts 25/11/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Fancy a new Mercedes ?  (if only !! - Mel) 17/11/06   Ian Smith - Outwood WMC
FANNY GREEN 23/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Female Compassion  (1)       FC 2 11/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Female or Shemale - Can You Tell ? 31/10/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Find the Tractor 23/08/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
First Kiss 05/10/06
First Pictures from Mars A friend - Pontefract ??
First Sign of being Gay 18/01/07  Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fishing (1) see also   Fishing (2) 04/05/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
Five Answers 01/09/07    Ernie Hartley - Canada
FLOODING IN IRELAND 12/11/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Florida Earth Quake Detector 19/12/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Florida Shark Repellent A friend - Pontefract ??
Fluctuations 20/12/06  Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fox 09/11/06  Julie Hart  - Outwood
Friends A friend - Pontefract ??
Frog 2 A friend - Pontefract ??
Funny Pictures 01 A friend - Pontefract ??
Getting Older 27/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Glow Worm A friend - Pontefract ??
Great Tatoo ? 27/11/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Goldie Screen Saver
Golf Injury 08/11/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Goodbye Cruel World A friend - Pontefract ??
Good Morning A friend - Pontefract ??
GRANDMA'S BIRTH CONTROL PILLS 22/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Grandmas Oranges 25/10/07     Lost but not forgotten  ?
Grandpa (1) 25/10/07  Who sent this ??
GRANDPA (2) 16/10/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
GROUCHY 06/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Gripe Sheets After every flight, pilots fill in a form called ...
HAIR STYLES 15/10/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Handy Hint A friend - Pontefract ??
Hangover 18/01/07  Ernie Hartley - Canada
Have they got any brains ?? A friend - Pontefract ??
HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCES 15/03/07   A friend - Pontefract
Helicopter Movies 12/05/07   A friend - Pontefract
Homer in Pain ?? 17/12/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
HOMER SIMPSON TATTOO 04/10/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Hospital Writings A friend - Pontefract ??
How bad do you want that beer ? 08/12/06  Ian Smith - Outwood
HOW TO DETECT A TERRORIST 10/10/07     A friend - Pontefract
HOW TO HUG A BABY 22/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
HOW TO KEEP A BIKINI TOP IN PLACE 22/09/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
HOW TO SHOWER 28/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
I AM A MAN  (information for women) 20/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
I'd Love to be Eight Again 15/02/07   Julie Hart - Wakefield
Ideal Husband A friend - Pontefract ??
If only adverts told the truth ! 24/10/07     WEB from previous WORD file
IISP Project Logo A friend - Pontefract ??
In the event of an airplane crash ..... 28/01/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Interesting Psychological Fact 23/10/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
IQ Test 1 18/09/06  Who sent this ??
IQ Test 2 21/10/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
IQ Test 3 21/10/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
IQ Test 4 27/10/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Hunters 26/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Irish Sausages A friend - Pontefract ??
Italian Bread 02/10/06  Who sent this ??
Japanese Fashion Trends 16/04/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Jessica Jackson in Hell 07/03/07   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Jim & Edna A friend - Pontefract ??
Jimmy Joe, Bubba & Bobby Sue A friend - Pontefract ??
Journey of a Man 18/01/07  Ernie Hartley - Canada
June A friend - Pontefract ??
Last Perogie A friend - Pontefract ??
Last Picture I Took See also Last Picture of Cat (Power Point)
Latest Police Fund Raiser Animated Gif
LAWYER JOKE 07/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Learn Chinese ? 10/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Leather 10/11/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Lee A friend - Pontefract ??
Life & Worry A friend - Pontefract ??
Life is not what it seems ......... A SERIOUS SUBJECT  (NOT a silly)
Little Billy   (Click to advance) 01/03/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE 07/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Little Tony 11/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Little Old Lady in Court A friend - Pontefract ??
London Values 09/11/06   Julie Hart  - Outwood
Lost Dog Advert (x2) 24/10/07     WEB from previous WORD file
LOVE IN THE NIGHT 23/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
LOVE LETTER 04/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
LOVE STORY 20/09/07     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Maharishi A friend - Pontefract ??
Mates A friend - Pontefract ??
Math Teacher A friend - Pontefract ??
Medical Diagnostics - Rose & Crown 08/07/07     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - OWMC 28/11/11     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - Walmart 18/10/07     Mel Ashton - Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - Morrisons - Hunslet 31/10/07     Mel Ashton Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - Morrisons - Rothwell 18/03/08     Mel Ashton Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - Stanley    Co-op 31/10/07     Mel Ashton Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - Outwood Co-op 31/10/07     Mel Ashton Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - Thorne Co-op 18/03/08     Mel Ashton Outwood
Medical Diagnostics -  Coop - Ian  
Medical Diagnostics -  Coop - Brian  
Medical Diagnostics -  Coop - Malcom  
Medical Diagnostics - Tesco - Ian  
Medical Diagnostics - Outwood (Cheers) 04/10/07     Mel Ashton Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - Outwood (Club) 04/10/07     Mel Ashton Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - Lofthouse (Club) 04/10/07     Mel Ashton Outwood
Medical Diagnostics - Tesco (general) 04/10/07     A friend - Pontefract
MISCELLANEOUS (1) 04/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Miss Beatrice 25/04/07   Maureen - Outwood
Mobile Phone Locator 14/03/07  A friend - Pontefract
Monastery A friend - Pontefract ??
MONEY 04/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Murphy's Laws A friend - Pontefract ??
Muttley Animated Gif   (with Muttley sound file)
My Emails 30/01/07  Ian Smith - Outwood
My Next Life 13/05/07   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Name the Tune ? 24/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Never Fart in a Wet Suit A friend - Pontefract ??
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER 20/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Never tell a woman that she can't cook ! 18/09/07     Jean Broadhead - Outwood
Never underestimate the power of women 09/11/06   Julie Hart - Wakefield
New Seat Belt Law 04/11/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
New Zoo Keeper 24/04/07   Christine Pickles - Outwood
Not a Monk 29/09/06
NOW THAT'S GOTTA HURT ! 20/09/07     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Nursing Home 23/01/07  Keith Spellman - Oxford
Oh Dear (1) A friend - Pontefract ??
Oh Dear (2) 01/03/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
One for the Kiwis 13/05/07   Ernie Hartley - Canada
ONE WISH 22/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
ONIONS & THE CHRISTMAS TREE 10/12/07     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Open Google map from Tampa (Florida) 12/05/07   I.T. Check 32 in 'directions text'
Open Google map to Tampa (Florida) 12/05/07   I.T. Check 34 in 'directions text'
Orgasm 22/11/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Out of the office 05/10/06
Over 100 % - a Mathematical Analysis 07/03/07   Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
PADDY & MICK 22/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Parrot for a Pet A friend - Pontefract ??
Pass me my slippers ! 04/04/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Pass this on - it's a cracker !! 08/11/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Pearl Harbour - 1941  (NOT A SILLY !) 12/03/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Philosophy  
Pictures from Hubble Telescope 12/05/07   A friend - Pontefract
Pictures taken at just the right angle ! 08/02/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
PILOT EYE TEST 14/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Plan Ahead A friend - Pontefract ??
POLICE OFFICERS 23/09/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Politically Incorrect 01/08/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
Priceless 27/10/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Printer Problem 23/12/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Prove Me Wrong 13/05/07   Mel Ashton - Outwood
Prove Us Wrong 13/05/07   Mel Ashton - Outwood
Puns (10) 26/01/07     Keith Spellman - Oxford
Pussy 29/10/06   Julie Hart - Wakefield
Picture of a Duck A friend - Pontefract ??
Questions & Answers 22/11/07     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Ralph's Surgery 28/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Retired / Working? 08/11/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
REVENUE PENCIL SHARPENER 18/11/07   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Round like a shot ! 24/04/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
SAGE ADVICE 16/03/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
SANTA IN SUMMER 12/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
SEE THE FUCKING VILLAGE ?? 18/10/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Scrabble 24/12/06  Ernie Hartley - Canada
Scam (1) - Pick Pockets         (2)  (3) 26/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
SEX IS BORING 15/03/07   A friend - Pontefract
Short Fairy Story A friend - Pontefract ??
Shortest Job Interview ? 15/06/07   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Signs A friend - Pontefract ??
Smile A friend - Pontefract ??
Some for the Ladies ! 04/10/06
Some Jewish Jokes 11/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Spot the Imposter ? 24/12/07     A friend - Pontefract
Surprise Balloons 29/10/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
TAX AUDIT 18/09/07     Jean Broadhead - Outwood
T-Shirt A friend - Pontefract ??
Tarzan & Jane 14/01/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Taters A friend - Pontefract ??
Tattoo of the Year A friend - Pontefract ??
Teacher's Nightmare A friend - Pontefract ??
Technical Support Request A friend - Pontefract ??
TECHNICAL SUPPORT 08/09/07    Paul Brow - Leeds
TEMPERANCE 15/03/07   A friend - Pontefract
Test 01  (Observation Test) A friend - Pontefract ??
Test 02 24/04/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
That's Life A friend - Pontefract ??
The Age Thingy 30/01/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
The Beach 04/10/06  Who sent this ??
The best answer 28/11/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Bitch Fairy Strikes Again ! 11/12/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
The Body 24/10/07     WEB from previous WORD file
The Decision 28/11/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Drunk 27/11/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
THE GOVERNMENT CAT 10/10/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
The Interview 18/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Loving Husband 14/09/06  Who sent this ??
The Nun & the Bus Driver 24/02/07   Julie Hart - Wakefield
THE PARROT 20/09/07     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
The Sensitive Man 07/03/07   A friend - Pontefract
This is a HOUSE - NOT a HOTEL ! 19/02/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Three Ministers 26/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Thongs were ok in the 'old days'  **** 19/01/07  Ian Smith - Outwood
Thought for the day (1) A friend - Pontefract ??
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY (2) 11/10/07     A friend - Pontefract
THREE WISHES 15/03/07   Julie Hart - Wakefield
Tickle Me Elmo Factory 25/04/07   Maureen - Outwood
Time for a Laugh 26/02/07   Julie Hart - Wakefield
Time to hang up the thong !  **** 18/01/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
TO BRIGHTEN UP A DULL DAY ? 02/09/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
TONY & GORDON 04/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Tour the North Pole ?  (enter first name !) 07/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
TRAGEDY 04/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Trafalgar A friend - Pontefract ??
Trust me - I'm a pilot
12/12/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada

Home Page for 'Trust me - I'm a Pilot'

Useful Tips 14/09/06  Who sent this ??
VALUABLE  INFORMATION 10/10/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Viagra     Lost but not forgotten  ? 25/10/07 also Ian Smith - Outwood 21/05/08
Watch Those Calories 24/11/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Water & Wine    (new text by Ian T. 04/04/08) 14/01/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
What is Old ?? A friend - Pontefract ??
When not to ...... 14/09/06  Who sent this ??
Which panties to wear on plane A friend - Pontefract ??
Who's Your Froggie ? Animated Gif
Why Turkey Shouldn't Join the EU 31/03/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Widdle Wabbit 31/10/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Wife / Games 02/10/06  Who sent this ??
Who Brought the Cat ??  & More Sillies 02/12/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Why ? A friend - Pontefract ??
Wife Selection Process 11/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Woman & Daughter banned from Disney 12/05/07   A friend - Pontefract
WOMEN DRIVERS 25/03/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Work & Life A friend - Pontefract ??
Yorkshire Baby 30/10/07     Ian Smith - Outwood

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Movies             (Back to 'X' Sillies Index)
Some large files - may be slow to download - please be patient !

The following movies are in alphabetical order

Name of Silly

Date and Sender
Bad Cough ? 10/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
BROWNIE 12/09/07    Ernie Hartley - Canada
Bulldog Protection A friend - Pontefract ??
Cialis 21/11/07    Ernie Hartley - Canada
DEAR PENIS 23/10/07     Lee Taylor - Outwood
DELL COMPUTER APPLICATIONS 17/10/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
DICK DOODLES  (and many more) 20/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Forensic Evidence 23/08/07   Ernie Hartley - Canada
French Canadians in Afghanistan ? 25/10/07     Lost but not forgotten  ?
Get Out of My Car 28/11/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Grandma 05/11/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
HOW TO DIRECT TRAFFIC IN IRAQ 20/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
How to drive a Hummer in Iraq 12/09/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
Italian Car Salesman 13/07/07   A friend - Pontefract
Men Can Multitask A friend - Pontefract ??
MEN SEE EVERYTHING 20/09/07     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
NICE TATOO ? 19/10/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
OLD PEOPLES PROBLEMS 04/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
OPTICIAN 15/10/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Queen of the Road 16/01/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
QUOTES 04/09/07     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Show Them to me   Original Version 19/08/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
Speed isn't everything 07/01/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Stripped 02/10/06  Who sent this ??
SWAN 10/09/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
Swear Jar 09/06/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
Take up the Gym ? 16/12/06   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Team Building 31/10/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
The Challenge 23/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
The Gay Referee 09/06/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
The Nun 09/06/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
The Parrot 30/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood
Unlucky Wedding Night 25/10/07     Lost but not forgotten  ?
Useful Cleaner 29/09/06    Who sent this ??
Virtual Reality 30/01/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
When Your Wife GETS Kidnapped 17/02/07   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Wife School 21/03/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Window Cleaner 28/11/07     Ian Smith - Outwood

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Power Point Files      (some large files !)     (Back to 'X' Sillies Index)

Notes:
Power Point will only function if you have Microsoft PowerPoint installed.
PowerPoint files (.pps) - 0pen, Right Click & select Full Screen

The following Power Point Sillies are in alphabetical order

Name of Silly

Date and Sender
ALCOHOL (Click to advance) 15/10/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
AMAZING URINALS 07/09/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
ANSWER CORRECTLY & DONATE RICE ? 23/11/07    Lee Taylor - Outwood
Cannibals 16/04/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Chance 07/02/07  Jean Broadhead - Outwood
Choice of 2 Restaurants 23/01/08    Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Club Stockholme   later version 25/10/07     A friend - Pontefract ??
Codes   (see also bra 2) Bra  Size codes  A friend - Pontefract ??
Did they mean to do that  ? A friend - Pontefract ??
Did you know ? 25/10/07     A friend - Pontefract ??
Differences 29/09/06     A friend - Pontefract ??
Donkey (Click to advance) 19/11/06 Ian - Outwood
Driving in Bolivia (Click to advance) 23/11/06 Ian Smith - Outwood
Drunk Jump 25/10/06 Julie Hart - Wakefield
Excellent Pictures & Background Sound 10/12/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Exercise Scares Me ! A friend - Pontefract ??
First Hybrid Motorcycle A friend - Pontefract ??
Flow Chart 22/06/07   Julie Hart - Wakefield
Fun Pictures 10/12/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Great Kids Pictures 22/06/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
Great Office Signs A friend - Pontefract ??
Have You Noticed 25/10/07     Lost but not forgotten  ?
IDEAL WOMAN 02/09/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Last Picture of Cat See also Last Picture I Took (Web)
Magic Goggles 28/04/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Make Your Own Girl ? 25/10/07     A friend - Pontefract ??
MALE THERAPY 12/09/07   Ernie Hartley - Canada
Mel can see you ! 05/07/07    Lee Taylor - Outwood
No Comment A Warning to Marina's ?  (10 slides)
One for the Ladies ! 12/07/07    Diane - Blue Water Marina
One for the men ! 09/07/07    Lee Taylor - Outwood
Optical Illusion 14/07/07   A friend - Pontefract
Optical Illusions (01) A friend - Pontefract ??
People I've Met on Holiday 29/09/06 A very large download file !
Pig & Whistle A friend - Pontefract ??
Remember When (1)   Remember When (2) 24/02/07   Julie Hart - Wakefield
Safety Tips   (Click to advance) 24/02/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Scottish Flower 25/10/07     A friend - Pontefract ??
Siberian Diamond Mine (Click to advance) 26/11/06 Ian Smith - Outwood
Signs we can relate to  (Click to advance) 06/02/07  Paul Spawforth Snr.- Outwood
Snake vs Kangaroo 28/02/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Sony Web Cam A friend - Pontefract ??
Sound Studies ? 28/04/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
Speed Cameras A friend - Pontefract ??
Sporty Pictures 09/06/07    Ian Smith - Outwood
Stockholm VIP's A friend - Pontefract ??
Sunbathing Man A friend - Pontefract ??
Table for sale 02/07/07   A friend - Pontefract
Technical Support 24/10/07     WEB from previous WORD file
The First Hybrid Snow Blower 04/12/06 Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Formula of Sex   (click to advance) 11/05/07   Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
The Handbag   (Die Handtasche) 01/03/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
The Lost Cap   (Click to advance) 23/12/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
The Man Song 19/01/07  Ernie Hartley - Canada
The World in 2015 05/10/06  (Click to advance slides show)
Tough Love 31/10/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Transport around the World (Click/advance) 26/03/07   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Tyre Safety (2008 Calendar) 23/01/08    Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Vacuum Packed 02/04/07   Ian Smith - Outwood
'WINDOWS' for Aussies   (Click/advance) 07/03/07   A friend - Pontefract
Winter Snow - Brrrrrrr ! 09/02/07  Paul Spawforth Snr.- Outwood

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Word / Text Files   (Back to 'X' Sillies Index)

The following WORD / Text Sillies are in alphabetical order

Name of Silly

Date and Sender

WORD FILES CONVERTED TO WEB FILES


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Sound Files       (some large files !)       (Back to 'X' Sillies Index)

The following Sound Sillies are in alphabetical order

Name of Silly

Date and Sender
3 Men on a bench A friend - Pontefract ??
An Amazing little word ?  (sound file) 28/10/08     Ian Smith - Outwood
Armageddon   Never Ever ... A friend - Pontefract ??
Colo-Rectal Surgeon - 'Sing Along' 21/11/06   Lee Taylor - Outwood
Copying Lion - Animated Sing Along 06/02/07  Paul Spawforth Snr.- Outwood
Duck Job A friend - Pontefract ??
Little Becky (and more) 08/08/08  Mel Ashton - Outwood
Mental Health / Stress Help Line (sound) 27/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Rectal Mints 03/10/06  Who sent this ??
The Perfect Man & Woman 14/09/06
The 'F' Word A friend - Pontefract ??

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Game Files   (Back to 'X' Sillies Index)

The following Game Sillies are in alphabetical order

Name of Silly

Date and Sender
Smack the Penguin    A cruel game ! 29/09/06   Direct Access (no instructions)
Solver   Fault Diagnostics Tool A friend - Pontefract ??

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Xmas / New Year    (Back to 'X' Sillies Index)

The following XMAS & NEW YEAR Sillies are in alphabetical order

Name of Silly

Date and Sender
Christmas Balloon Dance 16/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
More Christmas Stuff - Toilette Humour.com 16/11/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A Wonderful Christmas Story 24/12/07     Keith Spellman - Oxford
First XMAS Card (any year) 17/11/06     Ernie Hartley - Canada
FLASH SANTA !  (mobile phone gif) 13/12/07     Chris Pease - Morley
Frosty Comes to Life ! 15/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Hindu Santa 08/11/06     Ernie Hartley - Canada
I think I would have made a good Santa ! 20/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Mel intends to apply for this Santa Job 31/12/07     Lee Taylor - Outwood
Santa's Message 20/12/06     Ian Smith - Outwood
Seasons Greetings from Mel 22/12/06     Ernie Hartley - Canada
WeeWeeChu 14/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada
XMAS CARD Animated Gif  A friend - Pontefract ??
XMAS Card (Power Point) 21/12/06     Ian Smith - Outwood
XMAS Eating 18/04/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
XMAS 'for HER' Animated Gif  A friend - Pontefract ??
XMAS 'for HIM' Animated Gif  A friend - Pontefract ??
XMAS - Let it Snow A friend - Pontefract ??
XMAS - mixture 07/12/07     Lee Taylor - Outwood
XMAS - Santa - 747 A friend - Pontefract ??
XMAS SANTAS 14/12/07     A friend - Pontefract
XMAS Sillies 15/12/06     Lee Taylor - Outwood
XMAS Sillies (10) A friend - Pontefract ??
XMAS Sillies (15) 08/12/06     Ian Smith - Outwood (+ earlier)
XMAS WAVE 06/12/07     Ernie Hartley - Canada

General Topics (Alphabetical Order)

Cancer Warnings - More Information 24/02/10     Ernie Hartley - Canada
CANCER  - In Memory of ... 17/08/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
CARD SCAMS - NOT a silly ! 25/01/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
CHOLESTEROL 20/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Electronic Cigarrettes 19/02/08     Mel Ashton (a non-smoker)
Fuel Fools ? - have your say on fuel prices Please sign the petition - Ian & I have !
Heart Attack  (Self Help) - NOT a silly ! 04/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
HFCS  (MERCURY in food & dinks) 04/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Hotel Key Cards - Important Information ! 16/07/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
It seems impossible - the HOLOCAUST 04/02/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Mels Living Will 17/02/09     Suggested by a Pontefract friend
Mobile Phone tips 29/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Petrol Economics - Genuine Tips (1) !! 28/03/08 Ernie Hartley - A friend
Petrol Economics - Genuine Tips (2) !! 28/09/08 Ernie Hartley - A friend
SPAM - A BBC movie - how good is YOUR PROTECTION ? 16/03/08  A friend - Pontefract
Statin Drugs (Cholesterol) 22/07/09     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Strokes    NOT a silly - Irene & John Plunkett  www.moet-chandon.co.uk
Virus Warning !        Sweet Warning 21/03/09     Lee Taylor - Outwood
IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTES ! 17/07/08 Claire Squires, Wakefield

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