Worry

You only have TWO things to worry about ....

Whether you are well or whether you are ill.

If you are well you have nothing to worry about.

If you are ill you only have TWO things to worry about ....

Whether you get better or whether you get worse.

If you get better you have nothing to worry about.

If you get worse you only have TWO things to worry about ....

Whether you live or whether you die.

If you live you have nothing to worry about.

If you die you only have TWO things to worry about ....

Whether you go up or whether you go down.

If you go up you have nothing to worry about.

If you go down ............

You will be so busy shaking hands with your friends .....

You won't have time to worry !


There are more 'versus' to this but I can't recall them .....

It's the age thingy again,  Mel Ashton 3rd August, 2009

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