Back to Your Last Page"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says,

 "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer,

"Pick one, I can't do both!"

Back to Your Last Page"OLD" IS WHEN..

Your friends compliment you on
your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....

 A sexy babe catches your eye and ...
 your pacemaker opens the garage door.



"OLD" IS WHEN.....

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



"OLD" IS WHEN.....

You don't care where your spouse
goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

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You are cautioned to slow down by ...
 the doctor instead of by the police.

 

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"Getting a little action" means I
don't need to take any fiber today.

 

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 "OLD" IS WHEN.....

"Getting lucky" means you find
your car in the parking lot.



 "OLD" IS WHEN.....

An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee. 
      
 
  

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