He figures he'll have  a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
'G'day,  mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The  dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'

Ventriloquist:  'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog:  'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Kiwi: (look of  extreme shock)

Ventriloquist:  'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager) Dog:  'Yep'

Kiwi: (look of  utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist:  'How does he treat you?'

Dog:  'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to  the lake once a week to play.'

Ventriloquist:  'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Kiwi: 'Uh, the  horse doesn't talk either... I think.'

Ventriloquist:  'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse:  'Cool'

Kiwi:  (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist:  'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse:  'Yep'

Ventriloquist:  How does he treat you?

Horse:  'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,  Brushes me down  often and keeps me in the shed  to protect me from the  Elements.'

Kiwi: (total  look of amazement)

Ventriloquist:  'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Kiwi  (in a  panic):
'The sheep's a  f*****'  liar......