One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street

when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba where'd ya get that truck ?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied"

"She gave it to ya ?"

"I knew she was kinda sweet on ya but a new truck ?"

"Well Jimmy Joe, let me tell ya what happened ....

We were driving out on Country Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.

Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive
and headed into the woods.

She parked the truck, got out, threw of all her clothes and said
"Bubba  ....  take whatever you want."

"So I took the truck !"

"Bubba, you're a smart man!

Them clothes woulda never fit you !"