When the body was first made all the parts wanted to be the boss.

The Brain said:
“I am the boss, I control everything”.

The Feet said:
“We are the boss, we carry him about and get him to where he wants to be”.

The Hands said:
“We must be the boss, we do all the work and earn all the money”.

And so it went on – Heart, Lungs, Eyes, until finally the Arsehole spoke up.

All the other parts of the body laughed at the idea of the Arsehole being the boss.

So the Arsehole went on strike, blocked up, and refused to work.

Within a short time the Brain became feverish.

The Hands clenched, Feet twitched, the Eyes crossed and the Heart and Lungs were struggling.

So they all decided that the Arsehole was the boss.

Just sat and passed out a load of shit !

The moral of this story is:

You don’t need a brain to be the boss;