SOMETHING FOR MARRIED MEN TO THINK ABOUT......

 
When You've Been Married For A While …

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for Lunch:

The engaged Woman:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
Black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are
The woman of  my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night Long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
Wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.. When I
Opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all Night.

The married Woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,
Stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he
Said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?'