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SIGNS
Did
I read that sign correctly ?
TOILET
OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In
a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT
In
a
London
department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In
an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK
OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In
an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPT Y THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside
a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice
in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted
in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen
during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON
THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice
in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.
Message
on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
Message
on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On
a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
- THE
BELL
DOESN'T WORK)
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