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Sex With an Older Man

When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.

Oprah asked,' Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable.'

Mr. Burns said, 'I just take good care of  myself and enjoy what I do when I do it.'

Oprah said, 'I understand you still do the sex thing, even at  your  age.'

George said, 'Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite  good at it.'

Oprah said, 'I have never been with an older man, would you do it  with  me?'

So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, 'I just  don't believe I have ever been so satisfied, you are a remarkable  man.'

George said, 'The second time is even better than the first  time

Oprah said, 'You can really do it again at your age?'

George said, 'Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold my testicles  in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up  in
thirty minutes.'

When she woke him up, they again had great sex, and Oprah was  beside herself with joy.  She said, 'Oh Mr. Burns, I am astounded that  you could
do a repeat performance and have it be better than the first time..  At your  age, Oh My, Oh My!!!'

George said That the third time would be even better. 'You just  hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand  and call me in thirty minutes.'

Oprah said, Does me holding you like that kind of recharge your batteries?'

George said, 'No, but the last time I had sex with a black woman she stole my wallet!'