THE SEX LIFE OF A CAMEL

"The sexual life of the Camel is stranger than anyone thinks,
At the height of the mating season it tries to bugger the Sphinx,
But the Sphinxes back passage is narrow, blocked up by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the Camel - and the Sphinxes inscrutable smile!"

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