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Post Office job The interviewer asked him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he replied. "I was in the armed forces for three years." The interviewer said, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asked, "Are you disabled in any way?" The man replied, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer told the man, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM." The man was puzzled and said, "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?" "This is a government job", the interviewer explained. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." |
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