Police in London have found a bomb outside a  mosque.  They've told the
public not to panic as they've managed  to push it inside.

 

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected  themselves with curry powder by
mistake - both are in intensive care... one  has a dodgy tikka and the
other one is in a korma.


During last night's high winds an African  family were killed by a
falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham  Council said 'We didn't
even know they were living up  there'.

 

Ethnic Minorities in the UK have complained that  there are not enough
television shows with minorities in mind, so  Crimewatch is being shown
five times a week now.