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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy
guide that should be as common as a driver's license
in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker
or significant other!
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DANGEROUS: |
SAFER: |
SAFEST: |
ULTRA SAFE: |
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What's for dinner? |
Can I help you with dinner? |
Where would you like to go for dinner? |
Here, have some wine. |
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Are you wearing that? |
Wow, you sure look good in brown! |
WOW! Look at you! |
Here, have some wine |
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What are you so worked up about? |
Could we be overreacting? |
Here's my paycheque. |
Here, have some wine. |
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Should you be eating that? |
You know, there are a lot of apples
left. |
Can I get you a
piece of
chocolate with
that? |
Here, have some wine. |
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What did you DO all day? |
I hope you didn't over-do it today. |
I've always loved you in that robe! |
Here, have some more wine. |
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood
Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May
Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly: Men
Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my
favorite
one
13.
Potential Murder
Suspect
Pass this on to all of your Hormonal Friends
and
those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.
And
remember:
Money talks... but
Chocolate SINGS
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