If you want someone who will eat
whatever you put in front of him and
never say its not quite as good as
his mothers
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing
to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want ..
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never
touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you as
you watch romantic movies
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content
to get on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off
if he snores
...then buy a dog !
If you want someone who never
criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or
thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially
worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually
...then buy a dog.
BUT, ,
on the other hand, if you want
someone who will never come when you
call, ignores you totally when you
come home, leaves hair all
over the place, walks all over you,
runs around all night and only comes
home to eat and sleep, and acts as
if your entire existence is solely
to ensure his happiness .,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
...then
buy a cat!
Now be honest, you could NOT have
thought I was gonna say.... Marry a
man!