Old  Timer  Sex

This is too funny to be dirty!
     
The  husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we  had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern  where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to  you.'

Yes,  she says, 'I remember it  well.'

OK,'  he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it  for old time's  sake?'

'Oh  Jim,  you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good  idea!'

A  police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,  having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these  two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them  so there's no trouble. So he follows  them.

The  elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support  aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and  make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man  drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..  Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has  ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud  noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on  the  ground.

The  policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old  age that he didn't  know.

After  about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple  struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is  still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to  ask them what their secret  is..

So,  as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something  else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of  secret to  this?'

Shaking,  the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an  electric  fence.