A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a  nursing home.   All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to  put
him in an Irish home.

After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the  grandson.

"It's wonderful !   Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says
grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for
you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."

"Oh, no !    Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents
here," grandpa says with a big smile.

"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin
in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"

"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench
in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"

"And there's a physician here -- 90  years old. He hasn't been practicing
medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"

"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The
Fucking Mexican'.