A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked,
'Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, 'Sister have you seen a soldier?' .........

The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.'

The nun said she understood completely. The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs.'

The nun replied, ' If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq either.