Never underestimate the power of
women !!!
A married couple are
driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a
divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again.
"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says,
"because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And
she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more
tightly and slowly increases
the speed to 55 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
insistently..
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he
continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll
have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything
you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything
I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he
inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam
into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
Moral of the Story :
Women are clever!!!
Don't mess with them!!
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