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A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating
table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have
another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."
Upon recovery, the woman
decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and
a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
and change her hair colour and brighten her
teeth! Since she had so much more time to
live, she figured she might as well make the
most of it.
After her last operation,
she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was
killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God,
she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me
from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(Scroll down - You'll love
this)
God replied: "I didn't
bloody recognize you."
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