Dear  Everyone,

This email is to ask your assistance in  locating my
missing wife Dawn.  We were on a wonderful trip to Australia for our honeymoon several months ago.

On our way back, we had to change flights at Nairobi . With plenty of time to spare, we decided to go sightseeing, and somehow became  separated.  I had searched the city for her for several hours and  then contacted the local police to assist me in finding her.
To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful. I am now desperate for my lost love and am trying to use the Internet to locate her. Please forward this email to everyone you  know, so I can spread the word on locating my  missing wife.

Sincerely,

Mr. Alan  Smitten

After a few weeks search, a response from  Nairobi :

Dear Mr. Smitten,
We are happy to report that we have found your  wife, in a small community, deep in the wilderness near Masai Mara in the Rift Valley.  However, it  is unknown how she has got there, because she is unwilling to  talk and discuss the matter. I regret to report that she has  given us clear indication that she does not want to leave.  We have tried for several days to coax her back to Nairobi , but  she is insistent on staying where she is. I have enclosed a photograph for you to see that she is all right, and seemingly content and very happy with her surroundings.  Under the circumstances we have closed the file as no further action is warranted unless you provide us with a better and bigger evidence.

Insp. Jomo Mabeki
Nairobi Police  Department
Photograph enclosed  herewith.....