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"A wise man once said"...
Subject: "A wise man once said"...
When a man steals your wife, there
is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.. Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a
good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question... which I have
not been able to answer... is,
'What does a woman want? Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and
she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of
our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Henny Youngman
'There's a way of transferring
funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both
my wives. The first one left
me, and the second one
didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your
marriage brimming
1. Whenever
you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever
you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to
remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it
once.....
Nash
You know what I did
before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy
for twenty years.
Then we met. Henny Youngman
A good wife always
forgives her husband
when she's wrong..
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted
an 'ad' in the
classifieds:
'Wife wanted'..
Next day he
received a
hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous
First Guy
(proudly): 'My
wife's an
angel!'
Second Guy:
'You're lucky,
mine's still
alive.' Anonymous
SEND THIS TO
ALL THE GUYS
TO GIVE THEM
A GOOD
LAUGH ......
AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT. |
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