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Looking for work
An Israeli doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says, 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A
Russian
doctor says,
'In my
country,
medicine is
so advanced
that we can take
half a heart
out of one
person, put
it in
another, and
have them both
looking for
work in two
weeks.' An American
Texas
doctor, not
to be
outdone,
says,
'You
guys are way behind;
we recently
took a man
with no
brains out
of Texas,
put him in The White
House for
eight years,
and now half
the country
is looking
for work.' |
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