As he's getting out of the car, a lorry came speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a  little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive.   Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically:  "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is   ruined.  No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll never be the same again!"

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust:  "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are" he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't  notice anything else in your life".

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Porsche  owner.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn  off when the truck hit you.

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........F?#KING HELL!!!!!!"  he screams........ "Where's my Rolex????..."