LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD IS SKIPPING DOWN THE ROAD WHEN SHE SEES THE BIG BAD WOLF HIDING BEHIND A LOG.

'OH WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE', SHE SAYS.

THE WOLF RUNS OFF.

 

LATER SHE SEES HIM HIDING BEHIND A TREE.

'OH WHAT BIG EARS YOU HAVE', SHE SAYS.

AGAIN THE WOLF RUNS OFF.

LATER SHE SEES HIM HIDING BEHIND A ROAD SIGN.

'OH WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE', SHE SAYS.

THE BIG BAD WOLF JUMPS OUT AND SAYS
'WILL YOU FUCK OFF, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A SHIT'.