JOURNEY of a MAN

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

 
 When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I  decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
 
 In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too  emotional.
 Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all  the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
 
 When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
 She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
 Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some  excitement.
 
 When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up  with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling  on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as  often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic,
 but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real  ambition.
 
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
 
 
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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